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11/14/2009 Venting frustrationWorking at a sleepy town like Sg. Siput, the weekly night market adds a little spice to our mundane life. My colleagues and I have made it a routine to loiter at the night market after work on Wednesdays.
My mood to further dawdle at the night market has been totally spoilt last week for the rude service provided by the “lut-lut” stall which we visit almost every week.
I could still hardly calm my fury the day after the incident and to vent my frustration, I then made this indignant leaflet and sent via email to all my Chinese colleagues at my site office. I laughed my heart out together with a few colleagues who witnessed the incident at the draft of the leaflet and I really felt better after that.
1 of my colleagues risked his life to snap the photo for me A good way to vent frustration! No????  10/4/2009 Transvestism
A week ago, I applied the complimentary black mask given by my beautician which is said to be effective in removing black heads, on Hippo’s nose. I then laughed at him because with the black mask on his nose, he looked like a dog. After some time, Hippo prompted, “Can I stop being a dog and remove the mask?”
I found the scene hilarious and was sharing the story with my roommate while I was applying the same mask on my chin. My roommate then burst out laughing, “You look like a transvestite now!!”
Transvestite? No? 9/11/2009 Pet Peeves – Part 2I always show disdainful expression/response whenever someone greets me the following way:-
*I was having breakfast in the pantry*
Someone: Hi! Having breakfast ar? Me: …… *trying to be sarcastic* No, I’m washing my clothes!9/5/2009 Spot the difference
The claimed
And the reality - see the size?
Cant see the shrimps?.... They are minced... 8/8/2009 another collection gone...I suppose it's because I have to always share bedroom with my siblings (and I had been staying in the university’s dormitory sharing room with at least 1 roommate for 5 years!) that I have this yearning for a room by myself.
Ok, perhaps I need at least TWO rooms by myself, another one would serve as a library-cum-wardrobe-cum-exhibition room. Then only I would have the luxury of showcasing my collections of novels, comics, trophies/medals I once won, etc and etc, which can only be all squeezed in boxes and placed beneath my bed now. What could be worse is that at times, I have to even give up my ownership for something I would really like to keep due to congestion.
Succumbed to my mom’s constant nagging for storing too many non-necessities at home, I donated my collection of key chains (started collection since I was in primary school! Some were souvenirs) to charity organizations…
Good bye, key chains!
Spoilt cat
Yum Yum!
One fine day, I was having seafood lunch with my colleague. There was this stray cat which looked very much like the cartoon Sylvester hovered at our table.
Being a kind-hearted person, I fed him with the shells of the prawns. BUT, he seemed waiting for the prawn instead of the shell.
Then my colleague did this... 7/11/2009 Gotcha!Came across the following photos when I visited a restaurant in Kuala Kangsar for lunch with my colleague:-
These photos reminded me over a statement made by Billy during our trip to Kuala Kangsar back in 2007, that there was once a severe flood befell Kuala Kangsar in 1967 and the flood level reached the bottom of the clock! Bing, Sin Eee & I teased Billy that the people who survived the flood must be very good in swimming or diving.
So, Billy did not bluff… he just exaggerated!
The truth
Billy's claim 6/22/2009 Don’t mess with mePurposely make this a Mandarin post！
黑猫偷吃，白猫当灾。白猫=我；黑猫=同事A。被老板训话后，我不断地咒骂那黑猫：“死肥仔！死肥仔！死肥仔！死肥仔！”
同事B突然说：“这有好多肥仔哦！是哪一个？”我被逗笑了。
事后还是觉得气愤难消，写了以下这个大字报，并将它贴在我座位最显眼的地方。 哼！我就是知道你不会华文！
5/10/2009 Silly thoughtsThis is a procrastinated entry! Have the urge to write about this about a year ago!
Given the lyrics, I can’t help but to relate them to the following:-
5/6/2009 Bad news of the century!I have just weighed myself after my Batu Pahat Trip and to my horror, I’m now 8kg heavier than the time when I had my below studio shot (all this while I thought I had only put on 3kg since then)!!!!!
The slim me = history…. Flabby arms, humongous thighs, ugly cellulites, protruding tummy are all my best friends now…
All the zabo friends whom I met during my Batu Pahat trip have shrunk from “S” size to become “XS”. I’m the only one bloated and I looked really humongous relatively!
I used to take Reductil pills in 2007. Coupled with my controlled diet + workout plan, I managed to get rid of the vile 3kg of fat in just 2-week time! But I did suffer side effects while consuming the pills. I’ll now perpetuate hostility towards my favorite nasi lemak, 烧肉, KFC, McD, keropok lekor and bah kut teh! I’ll also declare war with anyone who’s trying to hinder me from jogging session after work! 4/17/2009 When you have a "different" bossI have to really convince myself that:-
People are not being difficult, they are just DIFFERENT!
4/12/2009 无名野花也很妩媚！- Part 33/23/2009 New collection – March 2009!Life is so boring that you need something to look forward to! E.g. collecting Shell-Ferrari models
3/19/2009 In memory of Selamba, the black catThere was a frequent intruder into my female staff quarters in Sg. Siput: a black stray cat. For this, I named her “Selamba”.
I can’t help but to relate this cat to the “jelmaan jin” story a Malay friend once told me.
For the following reasons, I suspect the cat is actually some kind of spirit in a cat’s form:-
1) This is the first cat that I have ever encountered which does not like people to caress her! I risked my life for recording this as an evidence that she does not like people to caress her!
2) She has noted fondness for soft surfaces as her sleeping/lying spots, e.g. my housemate’s bed, on the carpet & sofa. 3) She watches TV! 4) She never meows! 5) If I stare at her, she stares back! 6) There was 1 time, I caressed her -> she scratched me -> I knocked her head -> she then meticulously planned a ruse to take revenge on me by hiding herself below the starting step of the staircase patiently. Once my left foot landed on the lower ground, she dashed towards my foot and bit on me!
Due to the hygienic issue induced by this eerie but cute cat (sitting on the dining table, vomiting in the house, licking on my housemates’ food & etc), 1 of my housemates has caught her and dumped her somewhere away from our quarters…
I kinda miss her you know?
Cute ma! |
It is so hard to subside my impulse on taking the 
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